ROCKET RANT: Marilyn Manson And His Threat To The Media!

And His Threat To The Media!




Let me first say that I had retired my rants a couple years ago, for I found
there’s just so many more important things, I , as a rock journalist, could be
spending my time on, but now the cocaine-using to the brim and
highly delusional shock rocker – who is on one serious downward spiral (mainly
in record sales), going by the name of Marilyn Manson aka
Brian Hugh Warner of Canton, Ohio, has earned “Shit Head of The Year
Award” in my book, by issuing the following threat to all journalists
in the media: “If we need a nude photo of me to prove that I am far different
than the soon-to-be-murdered-in-their-home press has decided to fabricate,
that is easy. But if one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about
me and my band, I will personally, or with my fans help, greet them at their
home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech.”
Okay, Hugh, I mean Brian, let me first start out with this. You go ahead and put
Randy “Rocket” Cody of The Metal Den first on your “Hit list”, cool?
I want to see your painted on, “Look at me I am Michael Jackson” face,
and any of your teeny bopper Manson followers track me down at my doorstep!
You are nothing more now than a tired out Alice Cooper wannabe, who has seen
your popularity slip since you started getting all bloated and wearing a hood around,
drinking absinthe like it’s water and treating the fans who have supported you ALL
THESE YEARS like you’re some fruit-cake’ish diva who is trying to be part Barbara
Streisand, part Iggy Pop! Your new music is an insult to even these two overwrought
pop-icons, slappy! My guess is that you have been sharing your bed and music
writing sessions with the likes of that one remaining member of fallen 80’s lip
synch stars Milli Vanilli!! So the sit the fuck back down and shut up! Nobody – but
your mommy and daddy are intimidated by your 40 year old ass anymore! Maybe
you need to start worrying more about writing a decent album, instead of
acting like some tough guy in eyeliner who couldn’t handle “5 Minutes Alone”
with this journalist!