Have you ever wanted to have sex with Mötley Crüe‘s lead singer, Vince Neil, but didn’t know how to go about actually making that happen?
With the increasing need for adult sex toys today, one company who specializes in manufacturing blow up dolls saw that the demand for these phenomenal ‘celebrity sex dolls’ is indeed RED HOT!
“Come on, who doesn’t want to fuck Vince Neil? a rep for the company asked. “Sure he looks like Meatloaf’s little brother as of late, but forget about the “mega gut of glam” and embrace Skinny Vince like never before.”
No, this is not a joke. An adult toy company has actually produced a lifelike ‘blow up’ sex doll designed with the Crue singer’s likeness – that not only got approved by the rock star himself for looking so damn close to “the real thing” – but apparently Crue drummer Tommy Lee has already spent some alone time with the blow up metal hottie.
“The company shipped me one of these Vince dolls the other day and I thought it was a woman. Hell, what can I say? Apparently, they modeled it after Vince’s early club days look. Let’s just say that when I learned I was actually having anal intercourse with my lead singer, I returned it to the company and told them to fuck off!” – Tommy Lee
The kids scream in fright through the night
Loving every bite with delight
And we blow out our minds with your truth
Go HERE to purchase your own Vince Neil sex doll before it sells out!!
Each authentic Vince blow up sex doll come with different hairstyle options to recapture your favorite Vince look from over the years!!
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— Randy Rocket Cody (@rocketmetalden) January 8, 2023
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