Vince Neil – Named Sexiest Rock Singer Alive

Reportedly the rotund MÖTLEY CRÜE vocalist was crowned #1 on the annual list of the 100 men who made rock hotter. It seems like a bad joke though, right? I mean, who in their right mind would do such a thing and not expect to be laughed at?

“..and the honors go to exactly who you thought they would (if you keep up with celebrity news): Vince Neil, Mötley Crüe lead singer. For the second year in a row, our gorgeous hottie beat out some other equally hot men for the number one spot! And we can’t say we disagree!”

Within minutes of Vince Neil being announced as this year’s winner, it had become the top trending topic on Twitter:

“He is unquestionably handsome, he’s been smartly building his career on more than his looks,” wrote one fan.

“Vince might be the size of a dump truck today but he still makes me want to fuck all day and night until I can’t orgasm any longer,” confessed another.

“#VinceNeil being named THE Sexiest Man Alive makes his girlfriend the luckiest Woman Alive?” joked another one.

“The major upside of the award is that the American singer and food lover will be getting plenty of press for the next few weeks. So what do you say? Do you think Vince Neil is the Sexiest Singer Alive?”

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