Rarely does the legend of the underground metal world ever step out from his fiery lair to
pounce on someone who had it coming… so, Den Headz, sit back and enjoy a brand new… and
seriously CLASSIC Rocket Rant!
ROCKET RANT: MetalReview.com’s
Rev Jordan Campbell!
“Hails to my growing worldwide legion of Den Headz! Let me first start out by saying that this twenty-seven year old punk who took it upon himself to publish an article at this wannabe metal site, mind you – that doesn’t even load its own news stories (powered by Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles???), picked the wrong hombre to start an internet fight with.
I love how the author is so distressed over my latest interview using ‘self-promoting
tactics’ (which we ALL use in the entertainment world, come on) that he needs to get his bought and paid for at HOT TOPIC black metal panties in a bundle. Here’s the deal, Den Headz… if this boner is so worried about me being authentic – in a world made up of daily propaganda and shameless self-publicity (like his hero Perez Hilton) what I’d seriously like to know is what the hell is up with his name “Rev”?
Now let’s be honest, son. Are you really a Reverend? Really?
I bet the only church he’s ever congregated over – in his life – is the little ‘franks and beans’ he’s hiding in his girl pants!
I don’t have to tell you that writing about someone -who you clearly dislike – only indicates that you’re jealous of their success. Then again, what exactly would a fake like Rev Jordan Campbell have to do ALL DAY if he wasn’t so busy attacking fellow metal journalists?
“He’s masturbating, Rocket!”
I think someone like ‘The Rev 2.0’ (in memory of ole Jimmy Sullivan, that’s truly the one and ONLY ‘Rev’ in metal) is the absolute antithesis of what ‘metal’ is all about. This is the exact reason I started THE METAL DEN in the first place after Dimebag’s death, to battle the POSERS and bring back some goddamn RESPECT to this overly beat-up and worn out musical genre thanks to fake Satanic worshipers putting black and white paint on their faces to try and scare someone – other than their parents. Nope, PUSSIES like this give me the added fuel I truly need to get through another one of these wretched days on planet earth. So… shockingly enough, I’d like to say: Thank you, Reverend Jordan Campbell and MetalReview.com for making me even MORE famous than I already am. I want to thank your parents for having you… and not aborting you on the kitchen floor.
You just made my life worth living.”
http://www.myspace.com/rocketofthemetalden
Just so you know: we aren’t a news site. We provide editorial content. We prefer to let other sites handle re-publishing press releases as “news.”
Best of luck with the site. Keep up the good work.
“Keep up the good work?” Wait a minute, man. You just got done trying to discredit my work to the world with your PUSSY FUCK article… and now all you’ve got to say is “Keep up the good work?”
FUCK YOU!
I have been busting my GODDAMN ASS for the ENTIRE metal community, ‘mainstream metal AND the underground scene’ for the past FIVE YEARS!!
I first wrote at metalunderground.com in 2006 and was the first EVER metal journalist there to feature “unsigned’ bands, black metal, thrash and everything in between. Do you have any clue as to how BIG that site’s viewership is now, due mainly to me being the only writer who could cover anything worth half a shit over there… til I split in 2007 to start my own site.
And what did I hear from that douche bag editor over there: “Why do you write about bands that nobody knows?”
Umm… how about cause there’s a ton of upcoming metal acts that open for the national acts that need to be written about too, names like EKOTREN, DOWNSPELL, DELIVER US FROM EVIL, NINETAIL… ever heard of them?
Probably not, cause you’re too SMALL FUCKING MINDED!
I am just ONE DUDE who has been trying to save metal from becoming a
gay screamo trend… which is where it was headed when I started TMD.
So I don’t give a SHIT what YOU or your non-news site has to say about
my LEGEND in this business.
I just interviewed Philip H Anselmo of PANTERA/DOWN/SUPERJOINT RITUAL… ever heard of him? How about WARBEAST? I just interviewed their vocalist, Bruce Corbitt… formerly of RIGOR MORTIS. Ever heard of him?
Who gives a FUCK if I cover all areas of metal including the old glam bands. These guys helped make metal what it is… and are more musically inclined than ninety five percent of the CRAP I see you promote on your non-news site.
Nah,man… don’t come crawling back to try and save face now after
attacking someone YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW.
You’re a young man… with a lot to learn, bro. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!