An angry MÖTLEY CRÜE fan named Jessie Sanchez is letting it be known that he’s not happy since finding out that a recent Crue backed McRib eating contest was actually a hoax. The California native is said to have consumed 18 McRib sandwiches in one sitting several days ago, and after he posted a picture of his feat on the Crue’s Facebook page, he was immediately told by other fans that there was no such contest. At that moment, Mr. Sanchez’s blood began to boil once learning he was the victim of an online prank.
The contest which was originally mentioned HERE was going to be the chance of a lifetime opportunity.
“I literally began to cry like a little baby… you know making all these weird high pitched shrilling sounds that typically only little scared girls make. That was me times one hundred when they informed me it was a goddamn joke!”
“I fucking puked for three days straight after realizing it was indeed a fake contest! Do you have any idea what a McRib sandwich tastes like coming back up? It doesn’t taste very nice, as a matter of fact it was like the most disgusting thing ever!! Now keep in mind I vomited up all 18 McRib’s one at a time!!”
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