VINCE NEIL – Hires Mr. T As His Personal Trainer

There has been a major whirlwind of news this past week surrounding the one and only Vince Neil, legendary lead vocalist of MOTLEY CRUE. The public has been hungry for the official reunion announcement that brings the boys out of retirement. It’s time they show everyone who is the all time greatest glam metal act by backing it up with some real action. The speculation that Vince Neil’s old band is going to get back together again and embark on a comeback tour in 2020 has taken on a life of its own. Don’t pay attention to all of the comedy hoax articles you see popping up about Vince and the Crue, namely the ones published here at TMD, because the truth is Vince Neil and the Crue are back.

A source today has confirmed with TMD that Vince Neil has hired former TV star, Mr. T, to be his personal trainer as Crue attempts the most daring comeback in rock history.

Here is what we know so far:

1. Vince is seriously obese in his late fifties which is a real danger zone, and so if he is going to get real about a successful Crue comeback he must lose in upwards of 80 pounds to properly bring his figure back to the size it once used to be, slender and ready to get attacked by the ladies!
2. Vince loves his fans and he loves his band mates, Mick, Nikki and Tommy very much. The last thing he would ever want to do is let anyone down, let alone the greatest fans in rock! On with the show!!
3. Yes, Vince Neil is the singer of MOTLEY CRUE… not Michael Starr!!!
4. Vince does not plan on retiring anytime soon (unless after the comeback he plans to drop another bombshell on our heads). He is a rock n roll machine and this next comeback tour is going to prove that!!!
5. All In The Name of Rock n Roll… bring on the GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!

Again, don’t pay attention to the crazy news stories you’ll see posted around the internet that say otherwise, purporting that Vince is locked up in a “Fat Farm” in the UK, or lost his job to a guy who nobody knows, along with being set to star in a new VH1 reality show called “Too Fat For Love,” or that Tommy actually killed himself to get away from touring with Vince, plus so many other silly things you might be subjected to.