World Leaders convene emergency bong-session as GWAR’s 25th Anniversary continues to grow in girth.
“We are going to rape the shit out of some hobbits,” declared GWAR “singer”, Oderus Urungus (pictured above). “And I don’t even care if they are humans dressed up in hobbit costumes, that shit turns me on…”
Traveling to Australia and New Zealand for the first time, GWAR will join punk rock legends NOFX, thrash titans Megadeth, Dropkick Murphys and a host of other bands for the “No Sleep Til” Tour. Check out the full dates to GWAR’s”Bloody Tour of Horror”, below, and be sure to see GWAR “down under” at the following soon-to-be-blood-drenched locations. If you aren’t from there, you’d better get going!
NO SLEEP TIL… FESTIVAL AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND
FOR MORE INFO ON THE FESTIVAL VISIT: http://www.nosleeptil.com.au
12/10 – AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND @ ASB SHOWGROUNDS
12/12 – PERTH, AUSTRALIA @ ARENA JOONDALUP
12/15 – ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA @ ADELAIDE ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE
12/17 – MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA @ MELBOURNE SHOWGROUDNS
12/18 – SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA @ THE ENTERTAINMENT QUARTER MOORE PARK
12/19 – BRISBANE, NEW ZEALAND @ RNA SHOWGROUNDS
In other GWAR news, the boys have just finished up a hugely successful European tour, which included eye-popping performances at the Bloodstock, Summer Breeze, and Sziget festivals, as well as a packed gig in the heart of the Kreuzberg, at Berlin’s famous SO36 Club. This followed the completion of tracks for their new album, “GWAR’s Bloody Pit of Horror” out this November on Metal Blade Records in the U.S., AFM in Europe, and distributed by King Records in Asia. There is no doubt that as GWAR’s 25th Anniversary approaches its halfway point, making the event a two-year celebration was a good idea.
“What does time matter, anyway?” said Oderus, reached via carrier-pigeon at the group’s Antarctic stronghold. “If things keep going this well, we will add more years as needed…then, when we finally have drained every drop of hype we possibly can from our 25th Anniversary, we will proceed directly to our 50th, which we will celebrate for an indefinite period.”
Catch GWAR on the “Bloody Tour Of Horror”, with The Casualties, Infernaeon and Mobile Deathcamp
10/2 – Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
10/4 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
10/5 – Knoxville, TN @ Valarium
10/7 – Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
10/8 – Ybor City, FL @ The Ritz Ybor
10/9 – Orlando, FL @ Firestone Live
10/10 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
10/11 – Charlotte, NC @ Amos’ Southend
10/12 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts
10/13 – Cleveland, OH @ House of Blues
10/14 – Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
10/15 – Clifton Park, NY @ Northern Lights
10/16 – Worcester, MA @ The Palladium – Rock N Shock Festival*
10/17 – Montreal, QC @ Theatre Telus
10/19 – Moncton, NB @ Club Oxygen
10/20 – Halifax, NS @ The New Palace
10/22 – Quebec City, QC @ Theatre Imperial
10/23 – Toronto, ON @ Opera House
10/24 – Rochester, NY @ Water Street Music Hall
10/26 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
10/27 – Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
10/28 – Sauget, IL @ Pop’s
10/29 – Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
10/30 – Detroit, MI @ Harpo’s
10/31 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
11/2 – Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
11/3 – Little Rock, AR @ The Village
11/4 – New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
11/5 – Houston, TX @ House of Blues
11/6 -Austin, TX @ Waterloo Park – Fun Fun Fun Fest*
*Festival Appearance
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