John 5 Now Says He “Doesn’t Know” When MÖTLEY CRÜE Will Release a New Full-Length Album: “I’m not sure!”

After rock music fans were subjected to the horrendous cover of the Beastie Boys’ “Fight For Your Right”, following the highly ridiculed “Dogs of War” single (both exposed as being 100% AI generated), MÖTLEY CRÜE’s legion were disappointed to learn the glam band was pulling the plug on their highly anticipated full-length studio album… 16 long years in the making.

Instead Sixx and Co. opted to plan the release of only a 3-song EP effort titled Cancelled, which brings us to the group’s replacement guitarist John 5, who it turns out went from saying earlier that the new full-length album was “Amazing” and a “Continuation of Dr. Feelgood.”

Okay. What the hell happened to it? Did it disappear into thin air like Vince Neil’s voice does at concerts?

Now since Rocket of TMD exposed that Sixx and Kovac, the masterminds behind the Crue, are not only using backing tapes at Crue concerts for main instrumentation and lead vocals but also employing AI technology in the studio to compose and generate the band’s music, John 5 admits he is just as confused as the rest of us.

It was a recent Crue concert where he appeared to sabotage the gig by messing up his “finger syncing” to backing tape, to show the audience that the band is a total fraud and have lied to both he and Mick Mars.

The fact is, in all honesty, John 5 doesn’t really know much about anything and never should have shot his mouth off, because he and this half-baked nostalgia act simply can’t deliver. He is a company man only, and has ZERO STAKE IN THE OWNERSHIP OF THE BAND!

In a recent interview with Detroit radio station WRIF, John 5 was asked if there were any plans for a new Crue full-length album as they had originally claimed and 5 was “strangely unsure”:

”You know what? I’m not sure. I think we’re gonna just drop songs.”

During the remainder of the interview, after some ramblings about singles being cool… the guitarist was point blank:

“I don’t know. I don’t know what they’re gonna do. I’m just along for the ride.”