{"id":14301,"date":"2010-06-11T14:54:20","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T19:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/themetalden.com\/?p=14301"},"modified":"2010-06-11T15:34:41","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T20:34:41","slug":"rocket-rant-metalreview-coms-rev-jordan-campbell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themetalden.com\/?p=14301","title":{"rendered":"ROCKET RANT: MetalReview.com’s Rev Jordan Campbell!"},"content":{"rendered":"


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\nRarely does the legend of the underground metal world ever step out from his fiery lair to
\npounce on someone who had it coming… so, Den Headz, sit back and enjoy a brand new… and
\nseriously CLASSIC Rocket Rant!
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\nROCKET RANT: MetalReview.com’s
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\nRev Jordan Campbell! <\/strong>
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\n“Hails to my growing worldwide legion of Den Headz! Let me first start out by saying that this twenty-seven year old punk who took it upon himself to publish an article at this wannabe metal site<\/a>, mind you – that doesn’t even load its own news stories (powered by Brave Words & Bloody Knuckles???), picked the wrong hombre to start an internet fight with.
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\nI love how the author is so distressed <\/em>over my latest interview using ‘self-promoting
\ntactics’ (which we ALL use in the entertainment world, come on) that he needs to get his bought and paid for at HOT TOPIC black metal panties in a bundle. Here’s the deal, Den Headz… if this boner is so worried about me being authentic<\/em> – in a world made up of daily propaganda and shameless self-publicity (like his hero Perez Hilton) what I’d seriously like to know is what the hell is up with his name “Rev”?
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\nNow let’s be honest, son. Are you really a Reverend<\/em>? Really?
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\nI bet the only church he’s ever congregated over – in his life – is the little ‘franks and beans’ he’s hiding in his girl pants!
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\nI don’t have to tell you that writing about someone -who you clearly dislike – only indicates that you’re jealous of their success<\/em>. Then again, what exactly would a fake<\/em> like Rev Jordan Campbell have to do ALL DAY if he wasn’t so busy attacking fellow metal journalists?
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\n“He’s masturbating, Rocket!”<\/strong>
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\nI think someone like ‘The Rev 2.0’ (in memory of ole Jimmy Sullivan, that’s truly the one and ONLY ‘Rev’ in metal) is the absolute antithesis of what ‘metal’ is all about. This is the exact reason I started THE METAL DEN in the first place after Dimebag’s death, to battle the POSERS and bring back some goddamn RESPECT to this overly beat-up and worn out musical genre thanks to fake Satanic worshipers putting black and white paint on their faces to try and scare someone – other than their parents<\/em>. Nope, PUSSIES like this give me the added fuel I truly need to get through another one of these wretched days on planet earth. So… shockingly enough, I’d like to say: Thank you, Reverend Jordan Campbell and MetalReview.com for making me even MORE famous than I already am. I want to thank your parents for having you… and not aborting you on the kitchen floor.<\/em>
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\nYou just made my life <\/em>worth living.”
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\nhttp:\/\/www.myspace.com\/rocketofthemetalden<\/a>
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